she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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