i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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