He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
is it fun? or sober?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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