I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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