If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize