were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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