Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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