piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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