Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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