Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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