Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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