My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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