Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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