Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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