Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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