He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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