So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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