Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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