Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i believe in u and ur pee
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