And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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