it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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