help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
