Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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