You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I think I won the penis lottery.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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