I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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