the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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