Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We need a shit load of segways right now
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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