Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
