I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
How drunk are you?
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