I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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