This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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