I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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