She said her name was "party"
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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