Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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