it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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