The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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