I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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