I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
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That's how twitter works, right?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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