idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
and you fell through a lawn chair
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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