these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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