Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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