I feel like I'm in dance class right now
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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