Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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