I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Did I show you my penis last night?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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