Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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