Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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