I'm laying in your front yard are you home
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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