i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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