Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She's JV to your varsity
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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