Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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