i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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