I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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