I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Actions speak louder than pants.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
we're so committed to being not committed
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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