Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
