Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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