when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
