I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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